The proud owner of an impressive new clock was
| Time jokes
The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a friend. 'This clock,' he said, 'will go for 14 days without winding. 'Really?' replied his friend, 'And how long will it go if you do wind it ?'
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Where does an elephant carry its laptop?
| Computer jokes
Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.
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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every
| Elephant jokes
What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !
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What medicine would you give an ill ant
| Ant jokes
What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !
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Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they
| Criminal jokes
Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks.
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What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!