How do eels get around the
| Bus jokes
How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.
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If I had
| School jokes
If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ? I don't know. Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.
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What bird has wings but cannot
| Christmas jokes
What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !
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Great news,
| Mental health jokes
Great news, Mr. Oscarson, the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You'll never be trapped by the desire to steal again." "Gee, that's great, Doc," the patient replied. "And just to prove it, I want
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How do we know that Apes are
| Gorilla jokes
How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!
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What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.