‘William, I’ve been told that you have

The two thousand member

| Religious jokes

The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church. One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while

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A traveler became lost in the

| Travel and tourist jokes

A traveler became lost in the Sahara desert. Realizing his only chance for survival was to find civilization, he began walking. Time passed, and he became thirsty. More time passed, and he began feeling faint. He was on the verge of passing out when he spied a tent about 500 meters in front

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Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I fell last night,' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight hours. The nurse was shocked. 'How awful. What happened?' 'I fell asleep!

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Martin asked David, "In which

| Humor jokes

Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."

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What did the baby

| Bird jokes

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !

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‘William, I’ve been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door,’ said mum. ‘yes, but they’re twins, so I wanted some way to tell the apart.