Why did the vampire attack the clown?

Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group

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Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!

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Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like

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Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You're too tents.

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What happened when a cannibal went on a

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.

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Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the

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Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he call his other eye?'

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Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't

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Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here.

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Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.