An aircraft is about to crash. There are
| Political jokes
An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died." So he takes the first parachute and jumps. The
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The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told
| Book title jokes
The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told by Watts E. Dunn
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Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
| Horse jokes
Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!
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What did one amorous flea say to the other?
| Humor jokes
What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea.
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There was once a puppy called
| Various animal jokes
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why ? Because that was the end of May!
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A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lord’s prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer. “Lead us not into temptation,” she prayed, “but deliver us some E-mail, Amen.”