Passenger: Does this bus go to London?
| Bus jokes
Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There's an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don't sell them!
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The head Counselor gathered all the campers
| Humor jokes
The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention, the Counselor called out, 'Order! Order! In a flash someone shouted out, 'Hamburger, coke and fries!
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What is life like for a wood worm ?
| Insect jokes
What is life like for a wood worm ? Boring !
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One day an Englishman, an
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fishe
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Do you send e-mails on your home
| E-mail jokes
Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.
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Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? – A: Claude