What kind of money do polar bears use ?
| Various animal jokes
What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !
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Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.
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As a hooker
| Dirty jokes
As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?" "Yeah," the guy replied. "How did you guess? Is it because I wanted to have sex from the rear?" "Partly." She said. "But more because when we finished, you ran around in front of me, bent
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Isnt the principal a
| School jokes
Isnt the principal a dummy! said a boy to a girl. "Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl. "No." "I'm the principal's daughter." "And do you know who I am?" asked the boy. "No," she replied. "Thank goodness!"
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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
| Firefighter jokes
Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.
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How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!