While driving along the back roads of a

An Irish

| Car and train jokes

An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road. The Rabbi says, "Oy vey! What a wreck!" The priest asks him, "Are you all right, Rabbi?" The Rabbi responds, "Just a little shaken." The priest pulls a flask of whi

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

| Dog jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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What does a bunny use when it goes

| Rabbit jokes

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.

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Two owls were playing pool.

| Bird jokes

Two owls were playing pool. One said, "Two hits." The other replied, "Two hits to who?"

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Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take

| Ethnic jokes

Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 170. One to send the Never Fail Novena to the Cheektowaga Times for publication so St. Jude may grant the lightbulb request, one to say the Last Rites for the old lightbulb, ten volunteer firemen to break into the house an

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While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11’3.” They got out and measured their rig, which was 12’4.” “What do you think?” one asked the other. The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first. “Not a cop in sight. Let’s take a chance!”