A down and out musician was playing his
| Music jokes
A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I please see your permit?" I don't have one," confessed the musician. "In that case, you'll have to accompany me." "Splendid!" exclaimed the musician. "What shall we sin
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Q. Why did the jellybean go to
| School jokes
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school? A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
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Have you seen www.square.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.square.com? No, I haven't got around to it.
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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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A cop is staking out a bar
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for five minutes. When he finally gets in, it takes him another five minutes to get the key in the ignition. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and
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Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn’t chicken