A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet
| Halloween jokes
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No," he replied, "I'm an unmade bed." Another boy wore a sheet over his head. "Are you an unmade bed?" asked his friends. "No, I'm an undercover agent," he replied.
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How many lawyers does it take
| Lawyer jokes
How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough.
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Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton
| Clinton jokes
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner." "What did it say on the banners?" Clinton asks. Saddam replies, "Allah is god, god is Allah." Clinton says,
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Teacher: Name two pronouns ?
| School jokes
Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ?, me ?
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Q: How many editors does it take to
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.
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Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.