If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both
| Lawyer jokes
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
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Canada, in view of recent events, will be
| Ethnic jokes
Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant. That way, the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag.
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Did you hear about the calendar thief?
| Criminal jokes
Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
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What is the most religious insect
| Insect jokes
What is the most religious insect ? A mosque-ito !
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Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to
| Food jokes
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question? Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.
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What’s the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled ‘The World’s Top Accountants – Nude!.