Two nuns were driving alone out in the
| Religious jokes
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase a can of gasoline. "I'm sorry, sister," said the attendant, "but all I have for you to carry it in is an old chamber pot. The nuns agreed
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What did the metric alien say ?
| Space jokes
What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !
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What dog wears contact lenses ?
| Dog jokes
What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !
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Where do ghoulies
| Halloween jokes
Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.
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Why is air a lot like sex?
| Dirty jokes
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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What’s a skunk’s favourite game in school? Show and smell!