The farmer’s son was returning from the market

How many firemen does it take

| Firefighter jokes

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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Yo mama's so fat, when

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

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What do gnomes fear

| Christmas jokes

What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!

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Two guys are talking:

| Humor jokes

Two guys are talking: (1) - I've bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) - Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) - Why not, to Bagdad.

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What's yellow and flashes?

| Banana jokes

What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

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The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst. “Pa, the chickens got loose,” the boy confessed sadly, “but I managed to find all twelve of them.” “Well, you did real good, son,” the farmer beamed. “You left with seven.”