Why do people beat their clocks?
| Time jokes
Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time.
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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when
| Vampire jokes
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!
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Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
| Birthday jokes
Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.
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Where did the witch get her
| Witch jokes
Where did the witch get her furniture ? From the ideal gnome exhibition !
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Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?
| Gorilla jokes
Q: Why are gorillas so noisy? A: They were raised in a zoo!
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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn’t do it because I didn’t want to add to your already heavy workload.