Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!
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What kind of a pitch
| Burger jokes
What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have? A fastball - a sizzler.
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A Martian lands to plunder,
| Accountant jokes
A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "I'm a Martian just arrived from the other side of the galaxy. We're here to destroy your civilisation, pillage and burn. What do you think about that?" The owner replies, "I don't have an
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One goldfish to his tankmate:
| Various animal jokes
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
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Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York,
| Bus jokes
Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, I'm in the bus queue, aren't I?
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What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!