How do the Rolling Stones like their
| Burger jokes
How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
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Fred: Do you think I'm a fool?
| Idiot and fool jokes
Fred: Do you think I'm a fool? Harry: No. But what's my opinion against thousands of others?'
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Who turns the lights off at halloween
| Halloween jokes
Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light's witch !
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This blonde and her boyfriend
| Dirty jokes
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"
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Q: What's the difference between Bill
| Clinton jokes
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.
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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”