What squeaks as it solves crimes ?
| Mouse jokes
What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !
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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a
| Computer jokes
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed... Oh, wait a minute, he already does.
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What's the best day to eat bacon?
| Food jokes
What's the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day.
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How do warty witches keep
| Witch jokes
How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray.
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At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental
| Halloween jokes
At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss.
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Where does a woodsman keep his pigs? In his hog cabin!