What did one bell say to the other?
| Humor jokes
What did one bell say to the other? "Be my valenchime!"
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Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your
| Music jokes
Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.
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What is the difference between Father Christmas
| Dog jokes
What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age,
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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Did you know that Dracula wants to become a
| Vampire jokes
Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He's looking for a crypt writer.
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What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don’t say anything. Just get out of the way.