Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his
| Apple jokes
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac'
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I went to
| Police jokes
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called h
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What do you call a crate of
| Bird jokes
What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !
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When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?
| Dog jokes
When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when they snap at something!
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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?
| Pig jokes
How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.
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Marriage is nature’s way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.