Waiter, there's a
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.
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A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked
| Aardvark jokes
A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. "How much are your aardvarks?" he asked. "They're L6 each," came the reply. "Did you raise them yourself?" inquired the man. "Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were onl
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What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing
| Christmas jokes
What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
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A forester and a lawyer were in car
| Heaven and hell jokes
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to the homeswhere they will spend all of eternity. They get into St. Peter's holy vehicle and head on down a gold road, which turns into a platinum
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Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread.