What do you get if you cross King Kong with
| King Kong jokes
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
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Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's
| Elephant jokes
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns.
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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails
| E-mail jokes
What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, 'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?' Check for bugs in your system.
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One idiot said to the other, "You
| Idiot and fool jokes
One idiot said to the other, "You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
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You know all that talk about backseat
| Car and train jokes
You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I've been driving all my life and can safely say that I've never heard a word from the back seat. What kind of car do you drive? A hearse!
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An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep. The engineer says: “What do you know, the sheep in Scotland are black.” “Well, *some* of the sheep in Scotland are black,” replies the experimental physicist. The heoretical physicist considers this for a moment and says “Well, at least one of the sheep in Scotland is black.” “Well,” the philosopher responds, “on one side, anyway.”