What do you get if you cross King Kong with

What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

| Dog jokes

What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour.

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What do chickens serve at birthday

| Bird jokes

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !

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Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my

| Women jokes

Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks' time?'

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Where was the Magna Carta signed ?

| History jokes

Where was the Magna Carta signed ? At the bottom !

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Q: How many Leos does it take to

| Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.