What was the dog doing on the turnpike?
| Dog jokes
What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour.
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What do chickens serve at birthday
| Bird jokes
What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !
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Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my
| Women jokes
Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks' time?'
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Where was the Magna Carta signed ?
| History jokes
Where was the Magna Carta signed ? At the bottom !
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Q: How many Leos does it take to
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.