Whats green and goes round and
| Frog jokes
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !
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Did you hear about the farmer
| Farmer jokes
Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!
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An enterprising mayor of the city of
| Zoo jokes
An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established a municipal zoo that has become a significant tourist attraction. It has also given rise to many unusual events. Last September one of the star attractions, Arnold, an Indonesian ape, escaped to the
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Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.
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A guy is dating three women and can't decide
| Marriage jokes
A guy is dating three women and can't decide which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage money. The first one spends $800 and puts $200 in the bank. The second one spends $200 and puts $800 in the bank. The third one puts the whole $1,000 in the bank. Which one does
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How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!