Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to
| Computer jokes
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.
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When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting
| Bus jokes
When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
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What reads and lives in an apple ?
| Apple jokes
What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !
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When is an English teacher like a judge?
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When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.
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Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorilla My Dreams!