What English King invented
| History jokes
What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !
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Diner: May I please have a glass of
| Waiter jokes
Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why, are you thirsty? Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.
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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
| Food jokes
How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
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What's big and grey and wears a mask
| Elephant jokes
What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !
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Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!
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When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.