If you cross a telephone and a lobster
| Telephone jokes
If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk.
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A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a
| Police jokes
A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?" "No, I am an undercover detective." "So why are you in uniform?" "Today is my day off."
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Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of
| Journalist jokes
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.
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Q. How many men does it
| Men jokes
Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.
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What does the bee Santa Claus say ?
| Insect jokes
What does the bee Santa Claus say ? Ho hum hum !
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Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !