A lady was
| Police jokes
A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands. But it also lit up her arm, too! Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She took of
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Did you hear about the two
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see "Closed for Winter".
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Is it ok to use my AM radio after
| Answer me this jokes
Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?
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A police officer attempts to stop a car for
| Police jokes
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give
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What's big, grey and flies straight up
| Elephant jokes
What's big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !
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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!