What song should
| Birthday jokes
What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"
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Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama.
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Men are like shag
| Men jokes
Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
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What person strives to ensure safety for
| Horse jokes
What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!
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What happened to the man who owned a riding
| Horse jokes
What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!
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A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and said, “You’re soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be a rabbit.” The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and said, “You’re slimy, beady-eyed and low to the ground. You must be a math teacher.”