A husband suspects his wife is having an
| Aviation jokes
A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just knew when his wife said: "Honey, I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told you niner thousand times, negative on the affair ..."
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Why did the pig join the Army?
| Pig jokes
Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess.
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Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen,
| College jokes
Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation. "Well, I've always thought I'd like to be a doctor," said Higginbote. "Specialize in something or other. Like obstetrics, maybe." "Obstetrics?" scoffed Goldstein. "At
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Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie
| Easter jokes
Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
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Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what
| Religious jokes
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves. The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle he kept and what landed outside the
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What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !