Why did the tornado get

It seems a gentleman had too

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident i

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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what

| Cow jokes

If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"

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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what

| Apple jokes

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.

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Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting

| Internet jokes

Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!

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Policeman: Why

| Car and train jokes

Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder