An airline stewardess was giving the standard
| Aviation jokes
An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying 'In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device,' when a man remarked, "Hey! If the plane can't fly, why should I believe the seat can float?"
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George went fishing, but at the end of the day
| Fishing jokes
George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store. 'I want to buy three trout,' he said to the owner. 'But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me. 'Why should I do that?' the owner asked. 'So I can tell ever
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Why did the dog jump into the sea?
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!
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Judge: Doctor, how
| Judge jokes
Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on dead people.
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What is yellow on the inside and green on the
| Banana jokes
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
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The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said, “I give ten dollars.” Just then, a piece of plaster fell from the ceiling and landed on his head. He spoke up again quickly. “I give a thousand dollars!” The minister said, “Lord, hit him again!”