When is a car like a frog ?
| Frog jokes
When is a car like a frog ? When it's becing toad !
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General Heath, a famous lover of
| Military jokes
General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra playing. When asked about his impressions, he commented: "No military precision in drill..." "Why?" "Did you see those violin players? They were moving their bows not in cadence
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Q: What's the difference between
| Dirty jokes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
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Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and
| Beauty jokes
Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !
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What's black, brown and white, black, brown
| Gorilla jokes
What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!
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In the 1970’s, before women were allowed to sign up for combat duty, a man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised herself as a man and was able to join the army. “But, wait a minute,” said one listener, “She’ll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too. Won’t she?” “Sure,” replied the man. “Well, won’t they find out?” asked his friend. The man shrugged and replied, “But who will tell?”