How do you make a hamburger green?
| Burger jokes
How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a
| Rabbit jokes
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion.
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Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
| Blind jokes
Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.
| Bicycle jokes
I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?'
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Personally, I like
| Car and train jokes
Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing for the exits, I shouted: "Quick! There are only enough cars in the parking lot for half of us!"
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Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees? The next day, the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was pregnant.