Why does the Philippines ban rectal
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers? They cause too much brain damage.
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Q: Why is it good that accordionists have
| Music jokes
Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses? A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
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Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass
| Halloween jokes
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!
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Soderling, the star college halfback, was
| College jokes
Soderling, the star college halfback, was taking a math exam. The coach desperately needed him to play in the Syracuse game on Saturday, so the professor agreed to give him an oral exam. "All right," said the prof. "How many degrees are there in a circle?" "Uh, depends," said the boy. "How big
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Camper: There’s a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Don’t complain. It only leaks when it rains.