Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that
| Blonde jokes
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.
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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the
| Zoo jokes
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next e
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Three old men are
| Old age jokes
Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps." The second old
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Two teenage boys were
| Beauty jokes
Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, 'I took my girlfriend to see 'The bride of Dracula' last night. 'Oh yeah,' said the other, ' what was she like ?' 'Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring eyes and fangs. The other said, 'Yes, but
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An airliner was having engine
| Aviation jokes
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. "All set back here, Captain,"
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What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris? Ape Suzettes!