yo mama is so fat
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well...
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Democrats let
| Political jokes
Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.
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A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a
| Car and train jokes
A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver of the Rolls. "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got a phone in my Yugo!" The driver of the Rolls looked over and said snobbishly, "Yes, I h
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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak
| Weather jokes
What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark
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Did you hear about the whale who
| Various animal jokes
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth!
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Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?