What South American dance do cows like to do?

Two friends: - I heard that you have

| Humor jokes

Two friends: - I heard that you have founded a musical band. - Yes, it is a quartet. - How many are you? - We are three. - Three? - Me and my brother. - You have a brother? - No, why do you ask?

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What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?

| Witch jokes

What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.

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If a hungry shark is after you, what

| Various animal jokes

If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!

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I came in to make an appointment with the

| Dentist jokes

I came in to make an appointment with the dentist. said the man to the receptionist." "I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..." "Thank you." interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"

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Teacher: You copies from

| School jokes

Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!

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What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a