A man is driving down the road for a

The local bar was so sure

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.

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On the first day his son joined the family

| Business jokes

On the first day his son joined the family firm, the founder took him on to the roof of the factory building and said, 'I am going to give you your very first lesson in business. Stand on the edge of the roof. Reluctantly, the boy went to stand on the edge of the roof. 'Now,' said his father,

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All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me

| Aviation jokes

All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions. One guy asked, "If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its

| Money jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head? A penny.

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Q: What do blondes do

| Dirty jokes

Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants.

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A man is driving down the road for a long period of time. During his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hiking, so he gladly picks him up he says,”Normally father, i dont pick up hitch hikers. You seem like a man of dignity so i thought id make an exception. In fact i hate hitch hikers. The priest nods his head and they drive on Along the way, The driver spots another man hitch hiking. “that dirty son of %$#%#% ill fix him”. He then swirves the car and tries to make the hit and run like an accident. Dang! i missed. The priests yells,”Don’t worry i got him with the gas can!”