A man enters a barber shop for a shave.
| Hair and bald jokes
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client
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Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to
| Blonde jokes
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.
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Who writes all his plays on the
| Internet jokes
Who writes all his plays on the Internet? Will-e. Shakespeare.
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Why was the young vampire a failure?
| Vampire jokes
Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood.
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Did you hear about the nurse who died
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work anymore!
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How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.