A number twelve walks into a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. "Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman. "Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. "You're under 18," replies the barman.
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Little monster:
| Monster jokes
Little monster: Mom, Mom, what's for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.
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Judge: Tell me your occupation.
| Criminal jokes
Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery shop in the middle of the night when the police saw you? Prisoner; Making a bolt for the door!
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What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?
| Dog jokes
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !
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What did you think of our website?
| Internet jokes
What did you think of our website? A little bit tacky.
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Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ? Jane: Yes, and we’re going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why’s that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.