What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he
| Horse jokes
What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!
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Look over there! Said the frightened
| Various animal jokes
Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?" To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
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Little monster: Mom,
| Monster jokes
Little monster: Mom, why can't we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.
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Q: What changes would occur in your
| Car and train jokes
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said “yes”. The next morning when he awoke, he couldn’t remember what her answer was! “Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny…” After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn’t remember her answer to the marriage proposal. “Oh”, she said, “I’m so glad you called. I remembered saying ‘yes’ to someone, but I couldn’t remember who it was.”