What did one firefly say to the other ?
| Insect jokes
What did one firefly say to the other ? Got to glow now !
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I can't understand why people say my
| Beauty jokes
I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly don't match.
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My boyfriend thinks I'm
| Beauty jokes
My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !
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What do you call an elephant
| Elephant jokes
What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !
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What steps should you take if you
| Travel and tourist jokes
What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels? Very large ones.
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I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant “I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old, but it’s got to be simple enough for his father to play, too.”