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What powerful reptile is found in

| Various animal jokes

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !

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Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a

| Dirty jokes

Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone'

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What do you put in a www.ashing

| Internet jokes

What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!

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A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed

| Dog jokes

A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance. "That is a very smart dog," the man commented. "He's not so smart," said one of the irked players. "Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."

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A police officer pulls a guy

| Police jokes

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Offic

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Who has the best website in the jungle? The Onlion King.