What did the egg say to the
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What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
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There was some mix-up with a
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There was some mix-up with a woman's room. The clerk (or whatever they are called on ships) was trying to remedy the situation. He asked, "Would you like an inside cabin or an outside cabin?" She replied, "Well, it looks like it might rain today. I'd better get an inside cabin."
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What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?
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What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!
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What do you call a cow who argues with her
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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!
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What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.