How can you shorten a bed?
| Bed jokes
How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.
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How do you join a Vampire Fan Club?
| Vampire jokes
How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.
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Did you hear about the skunk who
| Various animal jokes
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!
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Psychiatrist to his nurse:
| Mental health jokes
Psychiatrist to his nurse: "Just say we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a madhouse.);
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Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because
| Humor jokes
Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!
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Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning by almost two hours. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work. “Boss”, he said, ” The pill actually worked!” “That’s all fine” said the boss, ” But where were you yesterday?”