A new business was opening and one of the
| Business jokes
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace". The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious m
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What did the dog do with the history
| Dog jokes
What did the dog do with the history professor? They got together and talked over old times.
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Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman
| Religious jokes
Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" he asked. "This woman was found committing adultery, and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded. "Wait," yelled Jesus. "Let he who is without sin cast the first ston
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Did you hear about the new shark food
| Various animal jokes
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
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There was a
| Farmer jokes
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: "What do you use to feed your pigs?" "Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?" "Because I am from the Animals Protection Association and I think you don't feed them like you sho
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