your mamas feet are so scaly you can see

A newlywed couple, after bringing their

| Humor jokes

A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom was red faced. When asked what the problem was, the groom started swearing at the desk clerk. "We booked a cabin with a view for our honeymoon, and all we get to see ou

[ read more ]

Far away in the tropical waters of the

| Fishing jokes

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and

[ read more ]

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

| Space jokes

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !

[ read more ]

How did the toad die ?

| Frog jokes

How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !

[ read more ]

Why is a cat on a beach like

| Christmas jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

[ read more ]

your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.