What did the man put on his car when
| Car and train jokes
What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.
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Did you hear about the Mexican
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.
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Did you hear why they closed the Seattle
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.
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Why did your sister keep running
| Bed jokes
Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
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You know how most packages say "Open
| Answer me this jokes
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller