Dentist: Don't worry. I'm
| Dentist jokes
Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not.
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What did the dog do with the history
| Dog jokes
What did the dog do with the history professor? They got together and talked over old times.
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What are cows favorite party games?
| Cow jokes
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!
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#NAME?'t
| Military jokes
#NAME?'t show. The sergeant gets nervous and every hour reminds the sentry to report about the general's arrival. Finally, the general comes in. - Where have you been? asks the sentry. The sergeant has already asked about you four times.
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What happens
| Food jokes
What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.
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yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.