You know how most packages say "Open
| Answer me this jokes
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
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I took my son to the zoo yesterday.
| Zoo jokes
I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?
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What is an elephants favourite film
| Elephant jokes
What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia
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Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one
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Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stands up and offers "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy." "No," C
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The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for
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The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a
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Why do witches have stiff joints ? They get broomatism !